Quackery T-Shirts

Bring humor to everyday wear with tees celebrating the eccentricities of quackery. These playful t-shirts are perfect for anyone who appreciates satire and scientific skepticism.

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'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.' mockup

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

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"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too." mockup

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

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"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

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"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app." mockup

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

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Inflatable Duck Boat

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'This duck call works too well.'

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'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference. mockup

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

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'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.' mockup

'If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, it' actually a gene-modified flounder.'

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Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved.

Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved. mockup

Fred questions whether Dr. McWit's Quick Draw Stress Tests are AMA approved.

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'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.' mockup

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

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'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.' mockup

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

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'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?' mockup

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

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"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal." mockup

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

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'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?' mockup

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

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"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath." mockup

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

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Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?' mockup

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

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'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.' mockup

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

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'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...' mockup

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

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'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!' mockup

'As you may know, I'll retire in a few weeks but you better not think that I'm a lame duck now!'

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Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine). mockup

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

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'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .' mockup

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

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Duck protest march

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Dead ducks

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"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?"

"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?" mockup

"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?"

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Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'

Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.' mockup

Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'

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'Yes, I can give you lipo-suction and a face-lift, Mrs Gribbs, but I must warn you that it won't change the fact that basically, way deep down and underneath it all, you're really a duck.'

'Yes, I can give you lipo-suction and a face-lift, Mrs Gribbs, but I must warn you that it won't change the fact that basically, way deep down and underneath it all, you're really a duck.'

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