Quackery Detective T-Shirts

Dress your favorite detective in witty t-shirts that celebrate curiosity and skepticism. Perfect for those who love to challenge the status quo with a touch of humor and style.

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"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath." mockup

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

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'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.' mockup

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

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Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc. mockup

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

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"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over" mockup

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

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Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity. mockup

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

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'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!' mockup

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

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'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays mockup

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

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"It's a setup."

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'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!' mockup

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

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"Trepanning for gold"

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'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!' mockup

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

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'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.' mockup

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

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"We need to talk about procrastination."

"We need to talk about procrastination." mockup

"We need to talk about procrastination."

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"See...polystyrene!"

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'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.' mockup

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

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"They're not home.."

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"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!" mockup

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

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'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

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The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy mockup

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

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"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it." mockup

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

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"There's that squeak again."

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"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are." mockup

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

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"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax." mockup

"We're getting nowhere. First you won't admit you have a problem, then you do, and now you say it's all a big hoax."

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"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

"You can use Dave's cubicle. He has Seasonal Affective Disorder and won't be using it this winter. Whoa! I guess I'm wrong. There he is, hibernating under the desk!"

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