Quackologist T-Shirts

Bring some avian-inspired wit to their wardrobe with our quackologist t-shirts. Comfortable, stylish, and full of personality—ideal for birdwatching enthusiasts and nature lovers alike.

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'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...' mockup

'Hang on! A good looking she-duck alone on lake doesn't seem right to me: It must be a decoy...'

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'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.' mockup

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

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"Elementary, my dear Quackson."

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"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app." mockup

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

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Inflatable Duck Boat

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'Save your money - he's a quack.' mockup

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

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'This duck call works too well.'

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'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference. mockup

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

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"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy." mockup

"She thought he was a good listener. Turns out he was a decoy."

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"Trepanning for gold"

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'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.' mockup

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

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'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.' mockup

'Well you certainly walk like a duck and quack like a duck.'

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"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!" mockup

"And with the amazing scores of 99.95, may I present Roger and Milly Mallard!"

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"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky." mockup

"There's no such thing as 'just' ducky."

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'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?' mockup

'OK, now I'm freaked out. How'd he get my cell phone number?'

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'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?' mockup

'Tell me. How many acupuncture treatments did doctor Wing give you?'

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"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal." mockup

"I haven't slept well since you pointed out that these modeling sessions are a form of betrayal."

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Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?' mockup

Guy hanging in dungeon to other: 'Are you sure this chiropractor is licensed?'

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'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.' mockup

'If you can't get a doctor, dear, at least try to marry a quack.'

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Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine). mockup

Ed's 1 second acupuncture treatment (man holding porcupine).

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New-Age junk diet.

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'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .' mockup

'i thought I'd held him get rid of his chronic depression . . .'

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Dead ducks

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"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?"

"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?" mockup

"You've been fooling around with alternative medicines, haven't you?"

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Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'

Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.' mockup

Doctor to nurse about duck: 'Walks like a duck, looks like a duck, but I need some more quacking tests first.'

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'Yes, I can give you lipo-suction and a face-lift, Mrs Gribbs, but I must warn you that it won't change the fact that basically, way deep down and underneath it all, you're really a duck.'

'Yes, I can give you lipo-suction and a face-lift, Mrs Gribbs, but I must warn you that it won't change the fact that basically, way deep down and underneath it all, you're really a duck.'

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Geese

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'OK, that was funny, but before you quack like me again, be aware that the Duck Season is open...'

'OK, that was funny, but before you quack like me again, be aware that the Duck Season is open...' mockup

'OK, that was funny, but before you quack like me again, be aware that the Duck Season is open...'

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'I still think he's saying the sky is falling just to sell life insurance.'

'I still think he's saying the sky is falling just to sell life insurance.' mockup

'I still think he's saying the sky is falling just to sell life insurance.'

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Testing the first doc call.

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'Son, I think it's time we had 'The Quack'.'

'Son, I think it's time we had 'The Quack'.' mockup

'Son, I think it's time we had 'The Quack'.'

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"You called?"

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'Don't pay any attention - it's just a gag gift from my patients.'

'Don't pay any attention - it's just a gag gift from my patients.' mockup

'Don't pay any attention - it's just a gag gift from my patients.'

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Quackologist T-Shirts Collection

Quackologist Mugs

Explore our range of quackologist mugs to find the perfect humorous gift that celebrates their love for waterfowl and birdwatching hobbies.

Quackologist Pillows

Discover our delightful quackologist pillows, ideal for adding a whimsical touch to their home décor and showcasing their love for waterfowl.

Quackologist Prints

Browse our collection of art prints that celebrate the beauty and humor of waterfowl, perfect for decorating the space of any passionate bird enthusiast.