Quant Lover Gifts

'Maybe we should start a profit scaring scheme?'

"I love you, you big fool."

Think Tank

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

She required plenty of personal space.

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

Teddy Boys' Picnic

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"As an astronomer, this discovery heralds a new golden age of academic fervor for mathematicians and astrophysicists across the globe. As a Sagittarius, I'm fucked."

"I've got a friend who thinks I'm Napoleon."

The First Commuters

"We've proven, without a doubt, that as the Universe expands our butts look smaller."

'Penny for them, Albert.'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'Tell us, in layman's terms, what your breakthrough means.'

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'And you're quite sure it's just a hypothetical cat?'

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"it's not a new formula - he's testing new glasses."

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

'Mozzie Mozzie Mozzie!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!' 'Oi!'

Albert Einstein and doctor

"Freudian Slip"

"They gave me the Gaus Theorem, the Gauss Method for Quadratics, Gaussian distribution..."

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

The British Society of Campanology...

'Let's just round it off to two and go to lunch.'