
String Theory Lab
Looking for a gift that blends scientific genius with a touch of humor? Our collection for quantum physicists is filled with clever, playful items that celebrate your favorite scientist's love for the cosmos and their sense of fun. From humorous mugs to quirky prints, these gifts are ideal for anyone fascinated by the mysteries of the universe and who enjoys a good laugh while pondering the fabric of reality.
String Theory Lab
Schrodinger's Black Box
Raptures
Fluffy explains her string theory.
WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.
"Scientists may need a trillion dollar atom smasher to explore the fundamental questions of the universe, but all you need is one too many."
'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'
"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."
'I come from the future - any questions?'
"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."
"At the moment I'm torn between the emotionally rewarding but poorly resourced role of a social worker or a more intellectualy rigorous career in quantum physics."
Lola Knows More Than She Lets On
Working On Silly String Theory.
'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'
"We hope it's just a bug with our new Quantum mainframe."
"I'm catching up on my inertia."
Professor Biggens instantly regretted putting his head into the particle accelerator...
Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.
The Quantum Mechanic...
'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.
You observed me speeding? Are you familiar with the Heisenberg uncertainty principle?
'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'
'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'
Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.
"If Foucault's Pendulum is correct - 15 degrees per sidereal hour times the side of the latitude - then I'm an hour late for lunch."
"It's not just you. Neutrinos are going right through everybody."
Large Hadron Colliider-scope
'Actually I started out in quantum mechanics, but somewhere along the way I took a wrong turn.'
Schrödinger's cat.
The Yearly News
"Hansen, you're a genius! A chicken steak!"
Quantum Breakup
"Houston....I've found the 'Plank Constant'."
"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"
"Schrödinger's other cat"
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