Quantum Quandaries Mugs

'How many quarks in a gallon again?'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

The Physiciatrist...

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"We've invented a new quantum microchip and at the same time we haven't."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'...working for that Professor Schr?dinger didn't help.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Time, Temp, Today's Neutrino Mass

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

The Cavendish Laboratory,London 1897, J.J. Thomson discovers the electron. "If Cavendish was so smart, why didn't he think of it?"

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

"What the?! Have you read about the Schrodinger's cat paradox? That's really twisted dude!"

Time Travel Research Lab

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

Shrodinger's cat: I may or many not be missing.

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

Large Hadron Colliider-scope

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"