Quantum Quandary Quester Mugs

'I'm sending in my entry for the Best Relativity Theory Contest.'

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"Quantum Physics"? How am I going to learn all of this stuff? A bit at a time?

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Complexity Made Simple.

'I come from the future - any questions?'

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

"It's an interdimensional portal that can facilitate travel across both space and time... but we mostly use it for storage."

'I was working on developing anti-matter under laboratory conditions, but I couldn't find anything to keep it in.'

Schrodingers cat at the vets

"OMG! A portal to another panel."

Time Travel Research Lab

"We seem to be at that point where particle physics leaves of and theology begins."

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

'What are you talking about? ? how can you have half a quantum theory?'

'Scientists claim they have found the 'God Particle'. In a related story, they are still looking for the 'Job Creator Particle'.'

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"Dark energy's hard to detect because it's made from happiness."

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'So, there really is a Higgs Boson?'

Buy tickets here for lecture on Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle. I can tell you the time or the place, but not both.

'You have reached the Heisenberg Institute - Calls will be answered in random order.'

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'Yup, it's broke alright... probably one of your theoretical physicists, or maybe one of them writers from Quantum Leap.'

'He's close -- he's developed a unified field theory for everything except anchovies.'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'Erwin Schrodinger plays 3-box monte...' 'All right - which box is the cat in?'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"Hello! - Have you ever thought about changing your energy supplier..?"

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

"What if we could see five dimensions?"