Radioactive Quirk Lover Gifts

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

Atomic Bear: Part 18

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

Flatware Follies.

Andy Warhol

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

Sleep Disorder Research.

Does this restaurant allow substitutions? Menu. If we did, do you think you'd be sitting here right now?

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

Helena Bonham Carter

'He's a nice guy, but those tectonic plates of his really weird me out.'

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.