Radioactive Quirk Lover Pillows

Laboratories - Contaminate Biologicals/Hazardous Material/Radioactive Waste/Mutant Organisms.

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

'...and to you, he has left his leprosy.'

'Cannibalism has always repulsed me - until i tasted Aunty Judy's knees'

...Isolated clumps of strange matter pop briefly out of the quantum foam to debate the possible existence of particle physicists.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

Flatware Follies.

'Get a half-life Mrs Curie.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'When you said this is the hot, new wine from Los Alamos, you weren't kidding.'

'Never mind what big eyes I have. Just get on with the bloody eye test!'

Sleep Disorder Research.

'Of course you can stay the night-what d'you fancy-on top or underneath?'

"Occasionally, the membrane between parallel universes ruptures."

"Well of course it's unintelligible. I'm an English professor!"