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Women's research center for male behavior.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Look! No hands!"

Crap from the future.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

"You are still here."

Madame ZuZu. Dream Interpretation. Tarot. Palms. She says the dream where I'm taking a test naked means I barely made it through school.

The Hammer

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

Honest Voting Stickers

Anti-inflammation recipes

Crime in bookshop

The Monroe Doctrine

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Where Are They Now?'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Men Working Things Out

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Think tanks.

Only in America

"I'll have dessert first."