Observational Humor Lover Pillows

Women's research center for male behavior.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Look! No hands!"

Crap from the future.

"Would you relax? They never look up."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

'I found the home maintenance manual in the attic. I think it's got mildew.'

'If I believed in aptitude tests I'd still be washing cars in Accrington,.'

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

The Hammer

"You are still here."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

'Looks like the perfect time to bring in our profit sharing scheme.'

'Where Are They Now?'

The Monroe Doctrine

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Honest Voting Stickers

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Crime in bookshop

Anti-inflammation recipes

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Men Working Things Out

Think tanks.

'You're a good man, Henderson, but you don't have your staff's respect.'

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

"I'll have dessert first."