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Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

You are here.

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

'This doesn't look good.'

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't have a 'first hired, last fired' policy. I just fire!"

C'mon, Bob, the associate chases the manager's tail, the manager chases the VP's tail, and the VP chases my tail for me – You know how this works.

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

Bob is worried about violating the chain of command.

God's Fly Swat...

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Oculist.

'There, Farnsworth Still think it was my imagination'