Observatory Technician T-Shirts

'The Universe isn't coming to an end, Schneebart -- you just left the lens cap on!'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"I spy with my little eye…"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Gone to seed.

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'There, Farnsworth Still think it was my imagination'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Oculist.

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

God's Fly Swat...

"You read the exit sign. The eye chart is behind you."

First Contact

"I suggest we either move the chair further inland, or get a higher chair."

Astronomical observations.

'It looks fishy to me.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

"Damn...wrong shoal!..."

Good Carp, Bad Carp

"Watch it. Here comes the law."