Observatory Technician Gifts

'The Universe isn't coming to an end, Schneebart -- you just left the lens cap on!'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Gone to seed.

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'This is the eight hundred and sixty-seventh day of my captivity - How about you?'

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

A very young mariner. A young mariner. An ancient mariner.

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

'Be honest - do I have someone stuck in my teeth?'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Oculist.

Two video cameras fall in love at first sight.

'There, Farnsworth Still think it was my imagination'

First Contact

Good Carp, Bad Carp

'It looks fishy to me.'

"Miss Jones, get up here and change this eye chart, please!"

"I feel like Brunnhilde, but in 'The Kentucky Cycle.'"

"Damn...wrong shoal!..."

Astronomical observations.

"Watch it. Here comes the law."

'We tried artificial flies. We tried lures. We tried live bait. Nothing works...'