Observatory Worker Pillows

Astronomers using giant telescope to light fires.

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

"What we need in this organisation is more personal contact."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'How dare they make these kind of suggestions?!'

'I suppose it was a blessing. Toward the end he was finding it very difficult to remain competitive.'

'Hey, this guy's been operated on before!'

You are here.

'Perhaps I was a bit too graphic in describing the surgical procedure.'

A football game appears on the operating theatres monitor instead of the patients heartbeat.

"At our company everything is based on trust. You can trust that you can trust no one."

"I don't have a 'first hired, last fired' policy. I just fire!"

"|For some reason, the boss is obsessed with my screen."

'This doesn't look good.'

'Webster, is it just me, or do our new employees seem to be younger every year,'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'If you have a problem, take it up with the boss. His door is always open.'

'We just received a radio signal from Tau-Upsilon that was utter drivel. Do you suppose it was one of their TV shows?'

'Man, when was the last time you had your eyes tested?'

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

'I was married to my job, until I recognized it as a co-dependent relationship.'

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

No matter where he worked, Frank always found himself six cubicles of separation removed from the fun crowd.

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

'The doctors said you were so nervous about the operation they had to give you a tranquiliser.'

'There, Farnsworth Still think it was my imagination'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

Oculist.

Bob is worried about violating the chain of command.

"It's not what you do, it's what people see that counts"