Observatory Adventurer T-Shirts

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Beaver tower

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'You did help Junior with his science project.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

"Now THAT's what I call a budget airline!"

Ideas that failed: Goliath Goats.

"A possible eureka."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"Apparently, if you understand it, you don’t understand it."

Louis Pasteur

"It's a turkey vulture, and it's got something big. Honey, where's Delia?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Humpty Dumpty Travel Agency.

Man climbing a dna 'ladder'.

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

"I'm going to introduce you to the wonderful world of trees."

"That's a beautiful poem, but of course, if you took the road less traveled, we'd make sure you have your GPS."

'At last conclusive proof sods law works - but only with a thick-sliced family loaf.'

'This is the last time I fly economy!'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"So how does New York stack up against Uzbekistan?"

'There, Farnsworth Still think it was my imagination'

"Yes, we can hear well at the back, but I'd be happy to change seats with anyone who can't..."

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

'So where do you see yourself in five years?'

'Pencil for Cartoonists.'