Digital Seer Gifts

Crystal Balls.

"It's a message for you from the other side."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

Ill next Thursday

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Nostradamus.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll be right back."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."

Tittle and tattle.

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Plugged In

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'