Digital Seer Gifts

Crystal Balls.

"It's a message for you from the other side."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

Ill next Thursday

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'

Nostradamus.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

A self-filling prophecy.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I'll be right back."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"Hola! Tia Carmen's psychic hotline! Can I tell you where your lousy cheating boyfriend is right now?"

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Plugged In

"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Tittle and tattle.

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

"I see you dropping something and then returning to me very soon."