Sightseer In Denial Gifts

Sightseeing in the car

Easter Island legs

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Middle-Age Superheroes

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

Buy One Get One Free Sign Outside Shoe Shop

Next World Tours

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

"Wake me when the tourists get here."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Man on mobile phone has a bird sitting on the antenae.

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

"Everyone who cares about you is here, Frank, because we all feel it's time you quit wearing your baseball cap backwards."

'I couldn't decide what to wear to work so I just didn't go.'

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'We want to see all the sights before climate change makes southern Europe uninhabitable.'

"Whatever you do, DON'T go in there! It's the mummy's purse!"

Welcome to Echo Point/Out of Order

Tour Bus

Goose Flowchart

'-if it wasn't you at 'Toys-R-Us then it was your double!'

Things to do in the area.

Camera strain

Riders on lower level of double decker bus are annoyed by sounds of tourists on top level.

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

"If she's so good how come she didn't predict this?"

''A romantic weekend away in New York' you said... 'See the sights' you said...'

'I quit my job because I'm coming into money. Yep, I'm 4-6 weeks away from several rebate checks arriving.'

Sue began to wonder if she needed a spending review of her own.