Spooky Seekers Pillows

"The boy sure likes it!"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Ghost School.

Open House of Horrors

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Welcome Ghost.

The Bride of Frankenstein

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Reading room

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"You never know what will catch on!"

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Janet Leigh

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

"Get ready."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"Were you even listening to me? I don't have a mother to blame anything on!"

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

Two men converse secretively

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Martian restaurant and take away

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

"Class, Gracie's great aunt Carmen is here to share some fun Latino folk tales!"

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'