Spooky Story Seekers Pillows

"Oh you kids and that cursed painting in the closet keep me young."

"I'd like a room closest to the lightning rod."

Love at First Sight

Night of the Latkes

Chiller Theatre

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Out To Lurch

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Open House of Horrors

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

Welcome Ghost.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Witches at a cauldron.

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Young Stephen King

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

"It's the kind of trade you get in a twenty-four-hour-a-day joint."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Transylvanian Snails.

The Bride of Frankenstein

Giant Headless Horseman

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Bookworm Romance