Sightseer With Humor Pillows

'For the view I wouldn't come here'

Easter Island legs

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

'your hindsight is only 20400 so I'm going to fit you with a pair of 'retro specs'.'

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Sightseeing in the car

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

'We want to see all the sights before climate change makes southern Europe uninhabitable.'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

Tour Bus

Welcome to Echo Point/Out of Order

"You need glasses, Roy."

Camera strain

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

Riders on lower level of double decker bus are annoyed by sounds of tourists on top level.

''A romantic weekend away in New York' you said... 'See the sights' you said...'

Pigeons are evil,

'That should do the trick.'

'I'd recommend the top deck - you can see down ladies tops better.'

London on £50 a meal