Humor Sightseer Pillows

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Easter Island legs

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Sightseeing in the car

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.

'We want to see all the sights before climate change makes southern Europe uninhabitable.'

'Yeah, my bad eyesight is probably due to too much reading in the dark...'

Take Care Describing Yourself U.S.P.

Tour Bus

Welcome to Echo Point/Out of Order

Camera strain

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

Go over there and say something...

Scenic Route.

''A romantic weekend away in New York' you said... 'See the sights' you said...'

'Tall ship in view'

'I'd recommend the top deck - you can see down ladies tops better.'

'For the view I wouldn't come here'

Man sees two water towers, one for 'Hot', one for 'Cold'

"I'm thinking of having her declawed."

"According to the latest pensions forecast you're going to carry on enjoying it until you're 83!"

Woman sawed in half

'Weren't you our newspaper carrier years ago?'