Humor Sightseer Mugs

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Easter Island legs

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Sightseeing in the car

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.

'How come your notebook has a sudoku puzzle on it?'

"It's a bit overrated really isn't it?"

'We want to see all the sights before climate change makes southern Europe uninhabitable.'

'Yeah, my bad eyesight is probably due to too much reading in the dark...'

Take Care Describing Yourself U.S.P.

Tour Bus

Welcome to Echo Point/Out of Order

Wild life liberation front take 'live yoghurt' from shop.

Camera strain

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

Go over there and say something...

Riders on lower level of double decker bus are annoyed by sounds of tourists on top level.

''A romantic weekend away in New York' you said... 'See the sights' you said...'

Scenic Route.

'Tall ship in view'

'I'd recommend the top deck - you can see down ladies tops better.'

"This place looks fun!"

Woman sawed in half

Man sees two water towers, one for 'Hot', one for 'Cold'

Static Clink - A Velcro Jail.

"According to the latest pensions forecast you're going to carry on enjoying it until you're 83!"

Opticians.