Sightseer With Humor Prints

'For the view I wouldn't come here'

Easter Island legs

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

'Hope it's legit. I never had the chance to say good riddance.'

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Man who's eyes are in his glasses,

"This is just a placebo cast, but it makes a lot of people feel better."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Sightseeing in the car

Driver indicating right turn on dodgems.

Santa Claus doing eyetest. The chart has 'HO HO' on it instead of letters.

"Look at the picture I took of the thing we're looking at."

Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.

"You are gullible and naive. You believe untrained charlatans. You squander your money."

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

'We want to see all the sights before climate change makes southern Europe uninhabitable.'

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'

Camera strain

"You need glasses, Roy."

Welcome to Echo Point/Out of Order

Tour Bus

"Don't blame me, the tourist brochure says it's one of the World's great spectacles."

''A romantic weekend away in New York' you said... 'See the sights' you said...'

'That should do the trick.'

Pigeons are evil,

London on £50 a meal

"Is this the sign in for the ophthalmology convention?"

'I'd recommend the top deck - you can see down ladies tops better.'