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"What do you think of the peaks and valleys? Absolutely gorgeous!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Tourists

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'What zip code are we in now?'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Tourists and their Pets.

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'It must be the dead sea.'

Motor Tourism

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Travelling

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Tourists in Egypt