Getaway Seekers Gifts

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Holiday time.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Off to see the world

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Summertime.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'Did you say psst?.'

The Airport.

Excess Baggage: Airline CEO's should be forced to work at the check-in counter explaining those hated add-on fees to passengers.

The Desert Island Package

'Ideally, I'd like a ticket to where ever my luggage is going.'

'It always great to get away from it all.'

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized we need a vacation.'

'The travel agent says there's nothing available on the port side. Do you want me to see if she's got anything on the sherry side?'

Rainbow/Horizon

'I have one last question: this beach is clothing optional, right?'

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Souvenirs

The Getaway

"Honey, run!"

Dollywood...Nirvana... 'I'm lost.'

Commuter on the Orient Express

'Another artisanal B&B.'