Joyful Vacationers Pillows

Bon Voyage

"First class, or with children?"

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"Migration? I love chasing the endless summer, but travelling such distances with kids is exhausting..."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

"The food here is excellent- what time is breakfast?"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Look Mum, we've buried Dad in the sand!'

'It's nice to go hiking together. It gives us a chance to compare notes and figure out what the kids are plotting!'

"Well, all I know is he left on vacation to unwind... and he never wound-up again!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Don't worry, darling! I've set something up so the kids don't get bored on the trip."

"Yipeee!"

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

"We can do this the easy way or the Hitchcockian way."

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"

"I don't mind them counting the days 'til school's out, but I wish they wouldn't do it on their fingers."

"We should've signed them up for water activities."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

Flotation Device on the Phone

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up way out here!"

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Are we there yet?!'

'Okay, kids, we're finally here.'

Summer beach games