Fun Vacationer Pillows

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

The Vineyard

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Beach con-man.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Tourists in Egypt

Camping.

Easter Island Shades...

'Oh, rustic used to mean 'no indoor plumbing', but now it means, 'No computers'!'

'This is where we go to get away from it all. . . except for Stanley's money.'

"No chips, but I did snag the new Hiaasen."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'After the tone, please leave your name and number.'

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Yaffle: For the funny bone in you"

"Mom said never use that dirty 4-letter word on vacation...DIET."

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Ahh, mannn! I thought you said this was a NUDE beach!' Two guys overlooking a clothed beach hoping it wasn't

Newton's vacation

"Yipeee!"

Take your time coming back...they're looking for scapegoats.

"Harold, stop sucking in your stomach when the girls walk by. You're going to hurt yourself."

"I'm sorry, Ma'am, but you'll have to put your dust jacket back on."

Overdoing it.