Glamorous Vacationer Pillows

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

"Yipeee!"

Newton's vacation

"Did you pack your own bags?"

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'And who are you wearing?'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Bon Voyage

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'

'SHOP!!!'

"Smile!"

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

A fresh morning