Glamorous Vacationer Gifts

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

A proctologist by trade, Bob liked to spend his weekends out in nature.

Newton's vacation

"Yipeee!"

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'A lab had me smoking cigarettes for months. I'm living off my disability payments. You?'

"Oh, boy. Comfort food."

'And who are you wearing?'

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Did you pack your own bags?"

'Forget economy! Put us down for every frill you got!'

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

"As the owner of a hotel chain, I found being shipwrecked quite a challenge."

'Separate rooms please, we're on our second honeymoon.'

Bon Voyage

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

'Here be our new flag, me hearties! A truly Jolly Roger, from now on, we're all about bein' upbeat an' optimistical!!'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

A sign hangs from the front of the Sunnyvale Nudist Camp - 'Join Today - 100% Off!'

"I think I prefer a hot Italian sun on my back and a hot Italian hand on my backside..."

"I should've known better than to AirBNB from a bird."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

'I'd like to time my vacation to when my mate is in heat.'

Sometimes you just have to wait for the magic of sea, sex and sand to kick in.

'Next time, we set up camp during high tide.'

"Well, I don't consider it a tattoo. I consider it a monogram."

'When, Janice? When did our marriage start to go downhill?'

'SHOP!!!'

"Smile!"

Punch & Judy. 'The policeman's been replaced by a traffic-warden with extended powers'.

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat