Pun-loving Tourist Gifts

"Isn't this right out of Peter Mayle?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Limbo Day at the Palace

Parisian Misguided Tours.

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

Woman painting a man drowning.

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

Cat punishement.

'You precisely said 'straight over at the roundabout'. You didn't say anything about going around it.'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

"You set 'em up with one of these babies, and they're good for the night."

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

Travel Agents

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

Carl's Glass- Bottom Bus Tours

'Doreen's got a marvellous idea for attracting the tourists!'

"Before you pack that, I want you to think – is it good or bad for America's prestige abroad?"

Castaway Island

Scary things in the museum

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

World's Largest Hairball