Pun-loving Traveler Gifts

Travel Agents

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Do it yourself books.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

'And in conclusion...'

'I'm writing you a prescription for some people soup.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'In the circumstances, I think we should skip the housewarming party.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

"Waiter, there aren't any flies in my soup!"

'You give me goose bumps!'

The static electric eel is very rare.

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

"Of course you're bored, sweetie. It's the fin de siècle."

Stonehenge Imitation

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I said, ‘I hit on your sister!’"

'I wanted to go straight. . . but then I learned a law degree.'

'It's for my teacher. Do you have one with love spelled right?'

'No, I said put the money in the Caymen Islands.'

"Remember I promised you some fun and games in the bedroom?"