Pun-loving Travelers Gifts

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Carefree luggage.

The Vineyard

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

'I think you'll find you can't tiptoe wearing clogs!'

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

"Your four-o'clock is here."

Stonehenge Imitation

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

"I said 'how about some dessert,' Andy. Dessert!"

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.

"We find the defendants guilty on the charges of missed connections, separated seats, crying babies, bad weather, turbulence and running out of chicken."

'You want to go somewhere really hot - that can be arranged.'

"And this is Paul - he's in charge of our TikToks..."

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'You can't get there from here!'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

Uh Oh...

'How do roosters in the land of the rising sun get any rest?'

Travel Agents

'Steve says Air Canada may ban cats from some of their flights... I'm not unhappy! There wasn't that much leg room.'

'Alright alright, I was joking: I won't deliver you to a couple of mongooses...'

Freaking Out at the Airport

'There's nothing worse than being a bird that gets airsick.'

'I was hurt in a boating accident. I tripped over a rack of oars at a sporting goods store.'