Pun-tastic Traveler Gifts

'You could get a bigger model, but you'd have to pay extra!'

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Do it yourself books.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Steve found himself on his travels.

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

Stonehenge Imitation

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"Your brochure led me to believe it'd have a more temperate climate."

"Well, they did say half-board."

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

Holiday photos.

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'