Pun-tastic Traveler Pillows

'You could get a bigger model, but you'd have to pay extra!'

Carefree luggage.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Do it yourself books.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'We have a clerical special to St Croix amd St Thomas...'

Steve found himself on his travels.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

'It's a surprise for my husband, he isn't going.'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

Stonehenge Imitation

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

Man in the stocks on his typewriter.

"Well, they did say half-board."

"I'd like to go somewhere with warm water, balmy breezes and no extradition treaty."

Maps to the house arrests of the stars

'No, I'm afraid we're dull. But we do have two vacancies in the Kitchen.'

"How long would it take to cook my goose? I have a camel train to catch..."

'This will hurt you more than it will hurt me.'

"We'll now start boarding Group 9... Please remember your inferiority as you walk past the other groups, you cheap, dirty, cretins."

"Funny hey, my mum's advice on 'travel essentials' is 'don't pack a toothbrush'..."

'Oh look! We must be coming into land at Heathrow.'

Lost Luggage/Lost Passengers

Holiday photos.

'Look, I didn't know they had salad bars on these flights...'

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'It's the last time I fly with a no-frills airline!'

'You can't get there from here!'