Humorous Traveler Gifts

'I hope i did leave the faucet running so the water will put out the fire from the stove I left on.'

'That's the sixth time we've passed that sign.'

"Is one really in first class if there is no one in coach...?"

Carefree luggage.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Capistrano!'

'I'll look, sir, but I'm not sure there IS any place where they've never heard of America.'

"All the other passengers have collected and gone so well just have to admit they're ours!"

"Did you put out the fire before we left?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Transylvanian backpackers.

Airport Security.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

Limerick Airport

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."