Tourist Chuckler Pillows

The tourist photo appreciation society.

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Statue is moved to hold up the leaning tower of Pisa.

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

At this exact location on May 23rd 1957, a bunch of people mounted this plaque to commemorate a surplus of funding for the Commemorative Plaque Society.

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Stonehenge Imitation

Parisian Misguided Tours.

Limbo Day at the Palace

Despite hard evidence to the contrary it was still considered lucky to kiss the Blarney Spike

'Did you Gack this suitcase yourself, sir?'

"You've got to admit, he wears the 'that dog won't hunt' label with a lot of class!"

Man sees line of priests entering Mass Transit Authority.

Jesus Seals the Hick...

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'You are now entering Crenton, the city with the most intriguing 'You are now leaving' sign.'

'I want to ship Daddy to all the places he missed visiting, because he was working so hard to accumulate the estate I just inherited.'

Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.

"Excuse me, Sir - could you photobomb our picture?"

'Hello, Room Service? Send up the works!'

After years of saving...Larry finally visits the mysterious 'Doorhenge'.

"There are no direct flights, so we're booked on the Scenic Tour of East Coast airports."

'Hey buddy, what happened to your hair?'

'In the event you suffer from Montezuma's Revenge, there's a TV in every bathroom.'

'Time's up, chuckles.'

Welcome to Las Vegas - a faith-based community.

"That must be earlier worm."

'I say we rendition the snow to Guantanamo!'

'What? At least, it's a more original souvenir than one of those stupid plastic Eiffel towers!'

All Day Parking $1. Leave keys. It may be necessary to move your car to a more convenient spot.