Tourist Joke Lover Pillows

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Carefree luggage.

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

Airport Security.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

'I'm going to give you something for your depression - it's an airline ticket to the Bahamas!'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Limerick Airport

Can I have a look at the map?

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'As a matter-of-fact I didn't pack my own bags...Well,well, well...Speak of the devil!'

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

"I'm going to Bognor next year!"

Holiday Luggage

You're Here. Man, You Really Look Like An Idiot!

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

Stonehenge Imitation

Why used clothing should be declared a dangerous weapon...

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

Traffic Sign

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

"No, I said, 'You turn here, not, 'U-Turn here'."

The Leaning Tower of Pizza

'Well? How was the flight?'

"People are way too casual when they fly these days."

"We saw the Great Wall and lots of pagodas, and I have a transplanted stomach."

'You've been looking for that cuff-link, haven't you? Well...'

'We're not going to Roswell again, it's such a tourist trap.'

Alfredo the knife thrower's first air trip.