Barnyard Jester Mugs

'Are you decent'

Well...dogs do it!

Sick Rancher Humor

"The fence is off Santa!"

"Gesundheit."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Miniature Cattle Fanciers

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Police Cow!

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

Cockerel sings the blues...

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Timmy Works with His Pet Cow

"Haay, Tia Carmen, these eggs sure are fresh! What's your secret?"

'This is my mom and dad.'

Christmas Cow.

'Last night, I snuck into the barn with a latex medical glove tied to the end of a hose...haha!'

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'You don't want to show favouritism Bruce-it upsets the others.'

A cow's bedside table.

Sheep

'Don't leave me hanging!'

'Tender and Juicy.'

"Don't leave me dangling!"

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

Daisy was adamant she was not going to give any of her milk away today!

Cow being clamped for milk.

"I bet you couldn't eat three."

A frightened woman running from a cow.

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."

Funny Farm.