Barnyard Prankster Mugs

'Last night, I snuck into the barn with a latex medical glove tied to the end of a hose...haha!'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Police Cow!

Moo! OOM!

Sick Rancher Humor

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'For show and tell today I've brought in the report cards of our teacher, which I downloaded!'

'Your barn door's open.'

'This will teach them to clean up after themselves after they camp in our woods!'

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'What's that smell?'

'He's been like this ever since he found out that he's a Rare Breed ...'

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Is it slop yet?'

A cow's bedside table.

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

"We need less cowbell!"

'Abandon Sheep.'

Sheep Ballast

"Here's a funny joke for you. A bartender walks into a barn..."

"You're free to range. Just stay away from that Tiffany—she's trouble."

Cow being clamped for milk.

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

We only follow one star round here, buddy!

'Come on girls, can you at least pretend I rule the roost when the farmer is around...'