Barnyard Tinkerer Gifts

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Cock A Doodle

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"I always knew you'd come back."

Police Cow!

Moo! OOM!

Sick Rancher Humor

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

Ham-Dram

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

'Your barn door's open.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Scrooge McCow

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

A cow's bedside table.

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Take it easy, you're a cow. They love cow humor.'

'Is it slop yet?'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'

'Don't leave me hanging!'

'Dad, I didn't know you were into sculpture.'