Barnyard Tinkerer T-Shirts

Junkyard and sign that reads 'Puttery Barn'.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Cock A Doodle

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

"I always knew you'd come back."

Moo! OOM!

Sick Rancher Humor

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

Police Cow!

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

Wife to husband dressed as pantomime cow: 'I know you're exhausted, love, but at least the panto season is now ... BEHIND YOU!!'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Ham-Dram

"Okay, now we're too domesticated."

'Your barn door's open.'

'I've got to wake up extra early tomorrow morning. Any clue how to set this thing?'

Doctor to pig: 'You've been pigging out on pan pizzas, eh? I'm taking you off square meals.'

Scrooge McCow

"Dayum. She bootylicious."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

'Last night, I snuck into the barn with a latex medical glove tied to the end of a hose...haha!'

"I didn't mean to trample him. How do you say 'my bad' in human?"

'I've been experiencing a lot of deja moo.'

"Dad...how do you know when to stop?"

'Don't leave me hanging!'

'Is it slop yet?'

"We need less cowbell!"

'Orchestra Pit Bull.'

'First of all, I want you to know that my door is always open...'