Barnyard Gigglers Gifts

The Busy Gardener

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'You must be Jim's new gardener. I'm his neighbour, Gerald. Had any luck with the Petunias this year? Aren't those Jim's feet sticking out of the ornamental pond?'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

'A rose by any other name means I flunked the botany test.'

"This is bishop’s weed — always pee on it. Tell your friends."

"Garden variety allergies."

"Hello Mr Flower. You've got a pretty face. But your feet are filthy."

Dedication to excellence....

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Beginning Yarder.

Yard Sale

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

"Enough with the treehugging already!"

A Cow Striptease

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

'...and this is the water garden...'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Balding gnomes

'I wish to refer you to a tree surgeon. You have all the symptoms of Dutch Elm disease!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Where are you going?'

Garden Talk - "I've decided to do some muck spreading."

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"I now recognize the basement was a bad idea."

Technical Terms Explained: Suckers.

"I used to have A Green thumb but it was mainly for hedge funds."