Farmyard Joker Gifts

"I don't like the look of this!"

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Dedication to excellence....

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Static cling."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Grassy breath?

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

Tropical Cow Tank

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

'She says her stomachs ache.'

COWS: Spare cow

"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

'Well, nobody's perfect.'