Farmyard Joker Gifts

"I don't like the look of this!"

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'I come from a long line of Sunday roasts...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Dedication to excellence....

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Static cling."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Cockerel sings the blues...

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Ok, this sty is great and all, but can we get some huge explosions? Wilbur, could you say 'it's about to get real'?'

Shocking cows and chickens with the ingredients of the cake.

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Grassy breath?

COWS: Spare cow

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

'She says her stomachs ache.'

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

Tropical Cow Tank