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Rural Joker Gifts
Looking for gifts that capture the clever, humorous essence of the rural joker? Discover a collection of quirky, funny items perfect for those who love a good laugh and the agricultural life. Whether on a mug, t-shirt, pillow, or art print, these playful items celebrate rural humor with wit and charm, making them ideal for anyone who appreciates a lighthearted take on country living.
'Sheep happens.'
'Sam, you either rebuild these gutters or you can get another veterinarian.'
Legs are crossed and the udders are folowing suit.
"A one-way street? - way out here in the boonies?"
"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."
'Little Yank' Calf Puller.
I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!
'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'
I fart more than that!
Who's gone medieval on our ass?
Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.
A Venus cow trap.
"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."
'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'
Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!
Clandestine cows.
I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...
"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."
When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.
The Rural Bidet...
'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'
"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."
'Bad news is Tim Turkey is dead, the good news is I've made a wish!'
Cow has caught a frisby in his udders
"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"
COWS: Spare cow
'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'
Early American Think tank
"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."
Close, but no cigar!
'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'
Nice six-pack!
"Can you milk a cow?"
"I stink... therefore, I am."
Rural Joker Gifts Collection
Rural Joker Mugs
Explore our collection of funny rural joker mugs that add humor and personality to your morning routine.
Rural Joker Pillows
Check out our charming rural joker pillows to add a fun, whimsical touch to your living space.
Rural Joker Prints
Discover vibrant prints featuring rural joker humor that brighten up any wall with a touch of country comedy.
Rural Joker T-Shirts
Browse our humorous rural joker t-shirts, perfect for fans of country wit and witty, playful fashion.