Rural Jokesters Gifts

Shepherd looks at Ewe-tube.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

Clandestine cows.

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

Early American Think tank

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

COWS: Spare cow

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!

"Can you milk a cow?"

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Clancy Strip: Out of Business