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Shepherd looks at Ewe-tube.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

I fart more than that!

A Venus cow trap.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'It's negative attention ... as long as you keep asking why, they'll keep on doing it.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Clandestine cows.

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

I told you not to use horse liniment as an underarm deoderant...

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

"He keeps watching over our flock. I think it's a stalker."

COWS: Spare cow

Cow has caught a frisby in his udders

Early American Think tank

'I met my wife on Faeces Book.'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"Do you recognize the one who stole your tractor?"

"I'm tired of having to apologize for the condition of the house."

'Of course there is room for advancement. You certainly can't go down from here.'

'Is it my imagination, or has this suddenly become harder to push?'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"I stink... therefore, I am."

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

"Can you milk a cow?"

I think we need to lose the 'Singing Ringing Tree'!