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'Eat the grass in perfect circles, It drives them crazy,'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

A sure sign of rain

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Static cling."

'Pass the salt, will ya, buddy?'

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"That was definitely mine."

Emergency room doctor about half cow: 'Farming accident. Be sensitive - she's beside herself.'

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Worse case of chicken pox I've ever seen!

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

'With proper flossing there's no reason for hens to not have teeth.'

"All good: This egg looks healthy as well..."

'I promise, you're not crossing to the Dark Side.'

"I call it 'Moona Lisa'."

"Ok, let's try it one last time. It's 'Ahhhhhh'..."

'I think you need an electrician here, rather than a veterinarian.'

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

'I LOVE YOU GUYS!' 'She's been drinking again!'

Grassy breath?

'Mr. President, you have a phone call. It's the First Hen.'

A centi-stampede.

'She says her stomachs ache.'