Countryside Jokester T-Shirts

Did we stampede through a Gay Pride Rally?

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

I fart more than that!

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

A Venus cow trap.

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"Must get a longer cable."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Clandestine cows.

'Well, you always said you wanted a water feature for the garden.'

Squirrel chopping wooden leg of lumberjack.

When Farmer Harry Met Farmer Sally.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

Gardener digging and finding pipes.

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

'Is it ok if I just bring in some of our carpet?'

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

COWS: Spare cow

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"