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Priest shouting to drunken man

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Walkers

Inflatable Duck Boat

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Tree Squirrel

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Just in time

Car Journey.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

Animals write 'Clean Me' on cow.

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

Prank Cattle Calls. (mmph)

Scarecrow

Rural Life - Man woken by a cockerel

Toad roadkill.

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

Bloomin' moths!

I'm a Grasstafarian!

Farming uncle and cockney nephew riding

Something above the common